Action Bronson Special Sauce

Ingredients

• 5 cloves of Garlic, roughly chopped
• 2 cups of mayonnaise
• 2 tablespoons of drained capers in brine
• 1 1/2 tablespoons of caper brine
• 1 medium lemon (2-3 tablespoons) of fresh lemon juice
• 1 cup loosely packed roughly chopped parsley. tough stems removed
• 1 cup loosely packed, roughly chopped dill, tough stems removed
• fresh ground black pepper

Instructions

1. Combine the garlic, mayonnaise, capers, brine, and lemon juice in a blender or food processor: Zap to roughly blend.
2. Add the herbs to the bowl with the rest of the ingredients. Zap for a second or two.
3. Now add ludicrous amounts of black pepper and zap it all until it's all totally smooth and creamy, pausing occasionally to wipe down the sides of the bowl with a spatula so that you get it all in there. The end result should be somewhere between a dressing and a dip.
4. Taste for salt, adding more capers or caper brine if needed, or pepper or lemon juice, etc.
5. That's it. This will keep in the refrigerator for 4 to 5 days